

TINDER MADE ME DO IT
WARNING: SOME OF THESE SCREENHOTS PULLED FROM MY TINDER ARE ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. I AM SORRY TO THE READER BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY I AM SORRY...
SIX TYPES OF FUCKBOYS
Ernest Hemingway once said, “write hard and clear about what hurts.” So here I am, smashing the keys on my laptop complaining about...
YOU WOULDN’T TRY AND PUT AN ICEE LID ON A POT OF SPAGHETTI, WOULD YOU?
So why is it that whenever the person you’re crushing on doesn’t reciprocate the same feelings, we automatically blame ourselves? We...
CAN YOU PINPOINT THE EXACT MOMENT YOUR LIFE CHANGED FOREVER?
I can. And no, this isn’t the story of the first time I laid eyes on my soulmate or the first time I heard about Dunkin Doughnuts Happy...
REALLY, ANGELENA? ANOTHER BLOG?
Didn’t you have one that one time when you packed up and moved to Orlando to become a Disney Princess? (Okay, I moved to Orlando to work...