TINDER MADE ME DO IT

WARNING: SOME OF THESE SCREENHOTS PULLED FROM MY TINDER ARE ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. I AM SORRY TO THE READER BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY I AM SORRY TO THEIR MOTHERS FOR RAISING A BOY LIKE THIS. I AM SORRY TO MY MOTHER AS WELL. THIS IS MY STORY. DUNN DUNN.

Just like last week’s post about Fuckboys, I am now gracing you with yet another blog post about the trashy men I have had the pleasure of interacting with. In order to obtain these screenshots I had to redownload the deadly Tinder app. I had to scroll through hundreds of awful and meaningless conversations to find the best of the worst.

Reader discretion is advised.

1. The guy who really just wanted to lick anything

2. The guy who gave me a really difficult decision

3. The guy who tried to ruin my trip home from Orlando

4. The guy who complimented me like we were 13 years old again

5. The guy who got right to it

6. The guy who thought death was why I wasn’t replying

7. The guy who shouldn’t of been honest

8. The guy who used my love for the French language against me

9. The guy who just started screaming out body parts

10. The guy who should’ve just said I was funny

11. The guy who really gave me multiple chances

12. The guy who sent me the best but also strangest first message I have ever received

13. The guy who I tried to help out but was hopeless

And finally,

14. The guy who tried every holiday

Do yourself a favor and don't download Tinder.

Your Searching Soul,

Angelena